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darkilplier wuz walking out from the creepypasta mansin an he saw clara lukin sad :(  he went 2 cmfrt her and but she wuz still sad!!! He sayd why r u sad??? And she said all of the boog meks were gone!!! He gasp!! :00 were r they?? He sayd? Idk!!! I must find the boog meks!! Clara sayd standing up and being rly cewl! And hungry x3 The investigation began with Clara scouting out the nearest hungry jacks. However- this is not the home of the big mac. She decided to ask regardless. “HEY!” She yelled intimidatingly over the counter, breasts squishing together between her arms that she slammed on the countertop. “Where are all

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HEY SENPAI! NOTICE MY CHIMICHANGAS BITCH!!! LIKE MY THUMBNAIL ON THE TWEET!!!! BACON DAYS ARE NEEDED TO BE ALL THE MONTHS! MY OC IS BEST SMELL MY HAT FOR PROOF OF HARAMBE'S GHOST BEING IN MY LEFT HAND!!! IM GONNA FUCK THIS FISH TILL I AM PURPLE LIKE THE SUNLIGHT ON MY EYEBALL MADE OF JESUS!!! SENPAI DO IT NOW CLARA NEEDS YOUR FRYING PAN FROM TEXAS!!!! I GOT KICKED OFF THE BOAT FOR HAVING GIRAFFE COOTIES!!!!! TWILIGHT SPARKLE CAN SUCK MY NOSE!!!! SALT NEEDS TO SMELL BETTER FOR MY WEED I SMOKE FOR THE LEAFY CHARITY NAMED JEFF I NEED SOME SKITTLES TO CURE MY PIG OR ELSE I DIE!!!! I MUST FUSE WITH PERIDOT RIGHT NOW OR I WILL TAKE THE CHICKEN!!!!!

Clara.exe was fast asleep one night when she heard her phone ringing. it's the middle of the night who would be calling me? she wondered to herself. when Clara picked up the phone she saw that it was Darkiplier calling her. "Clara, there is something i need to tell you" he began. "What is it, babe?" she asked, feeling worried if there was a big problem or not. "There are people crowded around my house holding negative signs about you" Darkiplier said. "haters?!?!? what are they doing at your house?" Clara asked. "They want to sink our ship." Then, Clara heard banging sounds coming from her front door. she picked up her chainsaw and looked ou